Keyhole View In To Geekdom 

1. When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers

2. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

3. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

4. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

5. People say that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

6. Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

7. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

8. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

9. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.

10. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

11. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

12. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

13. Use The Best…
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire

14. Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss.

15. if YOUTUBE MYSPACE i’ll GOOGLE your YAHOO

16. Better to be a geek than an idiot.

17. A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.

18. C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run

19. Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.

20. The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

21. Windows XP -now comes with free anger management courses.

22. Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.

23. Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

24. Whoa! I can submit my prayers via html based forms!

25. “Hey, it compiles! Ship it!”

26. What do people mean when they say, “The computer went down on me.”

27. In Microsoft world, you are always one click away from harming yourself

28. Who ever called geeks anti-social, we have a social life!!! haven’t u ever
played world of warcraft?

29. Absolute addressing corrupts absolutely

30. It is not that i am bad at communication, it’s my dumb User Interface.

31. what’s the death? just CTRL+X in this world and CTRL+V in another world!

32. The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?

33. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

34. 127.0.0.1 is where the heart is.

35.The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

36. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

37. Access denied–nah nah na nah nah!

38. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

39.>… File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

40. A computer’s attention span is as long as it’s power cord.

41. Go ahead, make my data!

42. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…..

43. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

44. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…